“I had to wake myself up about three times in the first thirteen pages.”
—Richard Bradford
“Obviously his neck is broken and that’s one thing. He’ll have to deal with it. Maybe he’ll go to the chiropractor.”
—Rita Oakes
“After a day, maybe two, I’d just pull my sword out and start hacking this guy up.”
—Brian King
“All I can say is the crow really pissed me off.”
—Steven Prete
“I felt like somebody just dragged me out of bed right after I had sex.”
—Sharon Keir
“Fairy tales can come true—and your little dog too!”
—Walt Cuirle
“There’s these words in here that I don’t even know, and I can’t even look it up.”
—Brian King
“Come on, folks. This is not rocket science. If she wants to have immortal werewolves, let her have immortal werewolves.”
—Walt Cuirle
“In my personal experience, vampires smell very well.”
—Julia Duncan
“I hate plot. I like stories in which nothing happens.”
—Julia Duncan
“I don’t want to see this woman decorate again.”
—Brian King
“I sort of feel like the guy who’s going to piss in your beer.”
—Morgan Hua
“The Disneyland of Death”
—Rita Oakes
“Sometimes I like being hit over the head.”
—Steven Prete
“All I can say is the crow really pissed me off.”
—Steven Prete
“I felt like I had been somehow punished for reading this story.”
—James Maxey
“Feed a baby Maypo and Pixy Stix, and it’s gonna get gray.”
—Julia Duncan
And from The Never-Ending Odyssey:
“The words on the page are not as scary as what’s going on in my head.”
—JoAnn Forgit