“Oh my god, everything is different! Now I’m dead.” —Lee
“I thought your main character was a spider…and then I thought they were all spiders.” —Peter
“It’s not spiders.” —Christine
“Killing his father might have been a low point.” —Alexis
“This is the dad corner.” —Kyle
“I don’t think this sentence should exist.” —Christine
“Yes, you should be careful how you start your sentences so people don’t jump to the wrong conclusion…and shame on you.” —Jeanne
“I am against musing in all of its forms.” —Jeanne
“Alice’s heart stopped. ‘I don’t know if I can make it to the party.'” —Jeanne
“Okay, so there could be a reason for doing this, but most of the time there isn’t and it’s just a bad writer.” —Jeanne
“Computers are evil and they’re designed by people who don’t know the English language and don’t care.” —Jeanne
“In a world without butts…” —Chris
“Wow, Poe, you’re kind of cool.” —Jeanne
“It’s like the cheerful little cherry on this nightmare sundae.” —Susannah
“Somehow, a sentence has been made!” —Susannah
It could be any waterfall, except that the rocks are beautiful, and while I’m sure we can all agree that that’s an incredibly evocative detail…this is a specific waterfall.” —Kyle
“Through flow, flow, wicked awesome flow, as we say in New Hampshire.” —Jeanne
“You are way overthinking this, baby.” —Jeanne
Jeanne: “Before I say a single word about publishing, you must put your writer brain to sleep.”
Chris: “When you say ‘put to sleep…'”
Jeanne: “It’s a mercy.”
“Speaking hypothetically, if you stick your hand into someone’s chest cavity—purely hypothetically—it’s not going to fit like a glove. It’s going to be a much messier affair. It’s not going to be a glass slipper moment. Hypothetically, legally speaking. Hypothetically.” —Kyle